the top 15 euphemisms for "getting your period"

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 25-Mar-2008 12:00:47

The Top 15 Euphemisms for "Getting Your Period"


15> Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

14> Trolling for Vampires

13> A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

12> Saddling Old Rusty

11> Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

10> Clean-Up in Aisle One

9> Massacre at the Y

8> T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

7> Game Day for the Crimson Tide

6> Panty Shields Up, Captain!

5> Taking Carrie to the Prom

4> Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

3> Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

2> Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp


and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Getting Your Period"...


1> Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 6:56:18

hahahaha!. i like 1, 9 and 12. lol

Post 3 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 8:27:04

Loltz! nice!!

Post 4 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 13:21:50

lmfao 13 was my favourite

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2008 6:08:10

i loved thirteen as well. lol

Post 6 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2008 9:45:26

I liked 13, 8, and 1.

Post 7 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2008 13:43:16

LOL, 9 and 7 cracked me up.